We are having a braai tonight

4.1 The Definition of The South African Braai...thanks Jocelyn

Two or more guys are having a good time, cooking food [15] on open coals or fire with the intention of consuming that food in the near future.
4.1.1 Please note that this definition is more specific than you might initially assume:
4.1.1.1 If you cook meat on a stove then you are not braaing.
4.1.1.2 If there are only women around the braai, then it is not a braai, it is called survival.
4.1.1.3 If you don’t plan to eat the food, then what are you doing?
4.1.1.4 If you are alone, then once again - Survival.
4.1.1.5 If you are not having a good time, then you are not a native South African and then whatever you are doing is not called a braai – it then becomes known as a barbeque.